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		<title>Mortes pouco honrosas</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[David Carradine morreu de extreme-punheta.
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		<title>Inexistências</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 12:10:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[O Rio de Janeiro é um delírio. O que existe ali é somente o chamado golfo de Minas Gerais.
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		<title>Fim do mundo</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 16:44:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Père Sariette</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[efemérides]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Se você também está na paranoia de que em 2012 toda esta merda de mundo vai acabar, o missivista que por esta se faz ouvir pede que depositem seus teres e haveres na nossa conta bancária para fundarmos nossa colônia de internamento até o fim dos dias. Caso o mundo não acabe, a colônia será [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nomelevanto.wordpress.com&blog=1334265&post=124&subd=nomelevanto&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Grito de guerra do Pederastas F. C.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 01:49:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vamos, time cor-de-rosa! / Dobra, dobra! / Dobra e põe no toba!
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		<title>Marley, o filho da puta</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jan 2009 20:08:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Père Sariette</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politicamente correto]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cinema]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[falso puritanismo]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Não bastasse a porra do livro, aquela cagalhada toda sobre o labrador estúpido ainda vira filme! Filme! Quanto que não gastaram para fazer um filme meloso e ridículo, cuja única função foi fazer dondocas soluçarem quando o canino morre ao fim do filme? Sim, ele morre! Gente que chorou no fim do filme certamente é [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nomelevanto.wordpress.com&blog=1334265&post=119&subd=nomelevanto&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Sacanagem</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jan 2009 19:44:25 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[pornografia]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sacanagem é bater punheta e limpar o pau na toalha de rosto. Na toalha de rosto usada por toda a a família.
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		<title>Pedagogia infantil</title>
		<link>http://nomelevanto.wordpress.com/2008/06/27/pedagogia-infantil/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 12:19:08 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Politicamente correto]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[educação]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[falso puritanismo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[filosofia barata]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[informação]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A pedagogia infantil é um meio muito interessante de lidar com as crianças e suas inevitáveis peraltices. Também somos entusiastas das práticas pedagógicas e, principalmente, dos objetos pedagógicos de uso imprescindível: a cinta pedagógica, o chinelo pedagógico e o fio-de-ferro pedagógico; sem se esquecer, claro, da mui pedagógica vara de marmelo.
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		<title>Decadência</title>
		<link>http://nomelevanto.wordpress.com/2008/05/20/decadencia/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 16:25:59 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[empulhações]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[moral]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Você sabe quando está ficando velho quando a menininha gostosinha que está com tudo em cima, comibilíssima, que você vê na rua tem idade para ser sua filha.
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		<title>Bolseta e outros programas sociais</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 16:47:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Père Sariette</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comunicados]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tantos programas sociais para ajudar pobres e famintos. Agora, e o pobres e &#8220;necessitados&#8221;? Não necessitado no sentido econômico e social do termo, e por isso as aspas. Falamos do necessitado sexual, essa pessoa que navega solitariamente por entre a gente.
Agora que o Governo Federal já abriu uma fábrica estatal de preservativos (fica no Acre, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nomelevanto.wordpress.com&blog=1334265&post=105&subd=nomelevanto&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Frumoasă vecina noastră</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 01:26:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Os romenos, ao que parecem, são um povo que pouco ligam a esta bazófia que é a fidelidade no relacionamento amoroso. O negócio dos caras e sair por aí pulando a cerca (como diz o Skaylab, &#8220;o meu negócio é fudê, / o meu negócio é fudê!&#8221;); tanto o é que uma música folclórica leva [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=nomelevanto.wordpress.com&blog=1334265&post=104&subd=nomelevanto&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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